The name's Englishman....Drunk Englishman...

Our cat has huge bollocks...

Ok, so I wanted to make this a seperate blog because I'm greedy like that and besides, I know all about bandwidth and I thought I'd abuse my position by taking up another 0.0000000001byte of Mindsay's bandwidth.

Anyway, today.

I had a wicked day today. No, we didn't get out of town, but Laine and I went for lunch and generally just spent a really great, well earned day off work. It was fantastic. We had a really nice lunch and took a walk around a couple of retailers sales floors without having to. I enjoyed myself.

We even went to a sex shop, which was actually, quite unbelievably the first time I've ever been into one. It was an experience and before you ask, you dirty gits, I'm not telling you what we got!

Anyway, since then, we got home, I've had a few beers, feeling really good.

Also, got to speak with my sis for the first time since Christmas, which was kinda cool. She's like me, has verbal diarrhea, so about an hour later we got bored of each other's voices! Good none the less.

Awesome day, looking forward to later... so NO calls tonight!!! (please?) hahaha

I was sick at the weekend for about the first time in like.... oh... a week... fuck.

I seem to have been sick near enough every week this year, it always seems to be I feel like shit. If it's not a runny nose and a headache and can't move I've got the squirts and my guts feel like they are being sucked out of my mouth.

What the hell is this about? Is there anyone that can give me the wellness virus, I hear that's a really good sickness... I never got this sick when I was on drugs!

Anyway, it's been two days and it's going good, nothing to report as yet.

Tune into sickness watch every day from 8pm (7 Central) to get your sickness update, until then, stay safe kids.... and keep taking drugs.

Little Britain is one of my favourite comedies on the TV and most of the jokes are universal, but some can be very British.

This clip is from their live stage show and it shows the talent of Matt Lucas and it's so fucking funny.

Get your headphones or turn up the volume and sing along with Daffyd, the only gay in the village... I dare you not to laugh..

Pink Floyd - Coming Back to Life

Where were you when I was burned and broken
While the days slipped by from my window watching
Where were you when I was hurt and I was helpless
Because the things you say and the things you do surround me
While you were hanging yourself on someone else's words
Dying to believe in what you heard
I was staring straight into the shining sun

Lost in thought and lost in time
While the seeds of life and the seeds of change were planted
Outside the rain fell dark and slow
While I pondered on this dangerous but irresistible pastime
I took a heavenly ride through our silence
I knew the moment had arrived
For killing the past and coming back to life

(Amazing Guitar Solo by Mr. David Gilmour CBE)

I took a heavenly ride through our silence
I knew the waiting had begun
And headed straight..into the shining sun

In honour of David Gilmour's birthday on the 6th March!